No More Bad Men, Jen!
And you could use some good movies, too.
-Mean Betty
Hello, darlings! Mean Betty was shocked, shocked to hear that Jennifer Aniston has been seen with none other than her ex-boyfriend, John Mayer. How is it possible, pets, that a woman who has enough smarts to make millions of dollars keeps dating grotesque losers like Mayer? Remember when the curly-haired lout popular singer was too busy with his Twitter account to pay attention to Jen? This is not good for a girl’s self-respect!
Reports have it that Jen was seen backstage with Mayer at his show in Atlanta, where she was making a movie. “She and John laughed a lot,” a source told RadarOnline. Isn’t that sweet? And afterwards, the happy couple, accompanied by several parasites members of the Big Man’s entourage.
Ugh.
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Really, sweethearts, it doesn’t matter how good a body Jen has, or how fabulous her hair is, if she doesn’t have the self-respect to pick a good guy. And sadly, the Mayer boy isn’t an exception to the kind of men Jen chooses! Why just last week, we learned that Jen had been dating Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend. Does it get any lower than that, kittens? Especially since the “man” in question, Harry Morton, owns a chain of restaurants called The Pink Taco. Geddit? Pink Taco? Har, har! Mean Betty hasn’t heard such wit since her editor forced her to go to a screening of Jackass 2.5.
